My “beast” is sexy.
louisepalanker:
“OK, Joe. You can go ahead and let go of her. Joe. Let go, Joe. Joe, I will hurt you.”
Rule #5: Stay away from my lady.
We are cool now Joe, but watch yourself.
4. Don’t fuck with me or my limo.
Why? Because we will both fuck you up.
thedailywhat:
Downtown DC Declared Prostitution Free Zone Ahead Of Inauguration
Prostitutes and presidents don’t mix — at least according to the MPD, which has set up signs around downtown notifying would-be Johns that solicition of inauguration intercourse will carry a hefty fine and possible jail time.
From DCist:
Truth be told, this isn’t the first time the MPD has declared a PFZ. You can read about how the law works here, but the basic idea is that it allows police officers to issue fines of $300 to a group of two or more persons found congregating in a public space or property within the PFZ for the purpose of engaging in prostitution or prostitution-related offenses. Still, these signs are sure to look mighty funny to most people walking through the area on their way to the Inauguration on Tuesday.
Michelle Obama and hoes don’t mix.
Oh, did I mention that GM is modeling the presidential limo off of this?
3. Have a dope presidential limo
Why wait for Christmas?!?!
Hey, you’re the new president, you should definitely get a new presidential limo!
From Gizmodo:
GM is whipping up quite a doozy for the new Prez-elect. “Cadillac One” will be based off of the GMC Topkick, which you may remember as Ironhide from Transformers. For pretty obvious reasons, details on what exactly makes up the new limo are scarce, but it will most likely include five-inch thick glass (which can stop military assault rifles), cellphone jammers and blast-proof ceramics.
Just confirming the first rule.
See what I mean.
2. Take pictures with George Bush
While this was bad for McCain, it is good for you. Why do you ask? Because you look so much smarter than him!
It makes you look really good.
