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3. Have a dope presidential limo
Why wait for Christmas?!?!
Hey, you’re the new president, you should definitely get a new presidential limo!
From Gizmodo:
GM is whipping up quite a doozy for the new Prez-elect. “Cadillac One” will be based off of the GMC Topkick, which you may remember as Ironhide from Transformers. For pretty obvious reasons, details on what exactly makes up the new limo are scarce, but it will most...
2. Take pictures with George Bush
While this was bad for McCain, it is good for you. Why do you ask? Because you look so much smarter than him!
It makes you look really good.
1. Wear sunglasses whenever possible.
It’s not that your eyes look bad, it’s just that you like a pimp with them on. I want a president who bring sunglasses back in style.