Downtown DC Declared Prostitution Free Zone Ahead Of Inauguration
Prostitutes and presidents don’t mix — at least according to the MPD, which has set up signs around downtown notifying would-be Johns that solicition of inauguration intercourse will carry a hefty fine and possible jail time.
From DCist:
Truth be told, this isn’t the first time the MPD has declared a PFZ. You can read about how the law works here, but the basic idea is that it allows police officers to issue fines of $300 to a group of two or more persons found congregating in a public space or property within the PFZ for the purpose of engaging in prostitution or prostitution-related offenses. Still, these signs are sure to look mighty funny to most people walking through the area on their way to the Inauguration on Tuesday.
Michelle Obama and hoes don’t mix.